In every sequel to the barstool sits an evening philosopher chugging beer and crisps dreaming of a damsel in distress to recue and carry over the raging waters of a lonely evening. The froth in the next glass confirms the frenzy of waiting patiently.
I suspect beer drinkers are adept at making plans to snare the right woman with catchy bylines and brisk one-liners. Mostly recycled ones work well.
How easily some evade the trap and the cobweb, sticky as it may seem to, draw the best ****** ones into the nectar laden larder of niceties.
They have their own connecting sentences which, safely guarded, like intellectual property gets them zooming into a net of naughtiness.