I wish people were smarter And even with this singular declaration you bristle Cocked head, tense claws digging into air or own thighs Ready on the defense So I prepare to have “Pretentious Snob” branded onto my forehead The metal meeting the fore of my skull Don't act as you would do otherwise I can see you dipping your tool into the fire, Ready to reveal glowing edges Beneath an illuminated face
But I stand by that which I have said before, I wish people were smarter That you would stop gossiping over her scandal That you would instead remark on how scandals change the world so microscopically. That you would attempt to trace the origins of gossip That you would see the irony of wanting to know everything about a person if only from another mouth But you don't even bother to entertain such ideas And so I stand on stage alone, audience-nil
I wish people were smarter So that when I have a new thought Discussion and open ears sit down at my table Rather than me waiting for the hostess to (never) call my name Left to hear only the sound of eyes rolling in your well-oiled sockets and a chorus of “There she goes again” Why do you refuse to come with me? You are invited And if ever there is a Bitterman, party of one It is I, trying to discuss the concept of originality (As in does it exist among influence) While you chat of liking songs only for the good beat (It's got something, I don't know what it is)
I do try. That is to listen to incessant conversations about spats and fights In truth they bore me so! All with the same ending Emotions stuck on the same unmoving clock hand Of never change
You may have an excuse Perhaps you find an analysis of Harold Bloom exhausting Or write it off as too like school Well I do like school And thinking And questioning And wondering
And so I wonder if you aren't exploring such prospects What on earth are you doing? It seems so mundane to act otherwise We all seek to fight against boredom Or so we claim Perhaps we are in different arenas
Maybe the simplest of messages is the most clear To face branding or to avoid: I wish people were smarter