How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... I love you to the heavens and planets and stars my soul can reach, though they be out of sight for the ends of the sky and everlasting grace. I love you to the level of everyday's most deafening want, by sun and candlelight. I love you freely, as women seek Equality. I love you purely, as they turn from Normality. I love you with an unused passion, with my past, and with my ever-aging soul. I love you with a love that I believed I had given away -- I love you with every smile, laugh, tear... all of my life! -- And if God willing, I will love you until the last breath is drawn from my mouth.
"Let Me Count The Ways" by Yoko Ono was the inspiration for this rewrite :) the original by Elizabeth Barrett Browning has a slight rhyme and meter, but I threw both out of the window... http://www3.amherst.edu/~rjyanco94/literature/elizabethbarrettbrowning/poems/sonnetsfromtheportuguese/howdoilovetheeletmecounttheways.html