Loading the bowl and packing it tight Take a rip off this chronic delight Let your mind soar, weave and wander Relax, hold it in just a bit longer Let the spirit of the bud fill your lungs Ghost it, ballpark, have a little fun Feel your eyes droop low, streaked with red When suddenly your stuck, you can't get out of bed Your tummy starts to grumble, your mouth grows dry You stumble towards the kitchen and eat an entire pie You move towards cabinets laden with sweets You eat the saltines, canned corn and canned beets You devour all the candy, you inhale all the fruits You head towards the fridge and receive some bad news The milks gone sour, and there's nothing to drink Your mouth is so dry and you can't even think Water is flavorless and wine is too strong Getting so desperate, take a swig off the ****? Ew, that's too gross, I'm sure you'll survive But next time this happens, keep a soda near by