Alcohol is wrong Even if it’s just a sip It will make the cool, calm, Collect Calamity and chaos The cause and effect Affects those who loves the effects Just ‘cause Even when I have what I call A “Babysitter” That watchful eye by my side I still drink til I die Because when the bottles Get to popping they wanna take part Now my designated driver Can’t remember where we parked Now I gotta walk home 7 miles In the dark In the Grand river of Hennessey And come to find out… I wasn’t walking I was driving And I had my best friend In the passenger side And That buzz in my ear Was no bug It was them screaming But I was too buzzed to hear I just cracked another beer
At the bar, Cracking brews. Brewing trouble Only begets trouble And it’s is made double When you had too much bubble I think I’m fighting But I’m just stumbling I think I’m arguing But I’m really just mumbling And when I come to my senses I’ll wake up feeling like **** Next to another naked woman I never met Yea I got laid But when you don’t Remember in increment Of your escapade, The sentiment fades And you really just want To go to the clinic to To check if this chick got AIDs. Harmony Between the dark and white liquor, Now I’m sicker than sickle-cells, This liquor sells, This liquid kills, This liquor made me lick her, Now I ain’t feeling well, I fall under my hang over spells, I swear! I only had a shot But I guess it went to my head.