Oh dear we realy cant eat that
its past its sell by date
Well what a load of ******* crap
because its still good to use
Do you think your grandmothers lived this way?
No, they just used their nose
they knew what was good or bad,
what to keep and what to throw.
Oh dear that cheese has got some mould
lets throw it in the trash
What  a ******* idiot!
Just trim of the mould
because the mould means the cheese is at its best
Sell by dates are there to catch you in a snare
To part you from your hard earned cash