Love affairs Seem fair To those In despair This pair Of cheaters Single-handedly Broke the vows Of divine law Runaway bride Rides In a getaway car With A stolen groom Driving Up hell’s rode Laughing loudly Menacing Thought to be missing By the abandoned Lovers Undercover haters Of commitment Committing Their first ****** Further destruction Of the sanctity Of marriage Has yet to come But will Once the wheels Slow At their final destination A place Where foul Actions Will be enacted Loud enough For all to hear Mr. and Mrs. Turned Mister and Misses Mistresses misled By the aisle In which they walk To positions They would rather not Say I do But The diamond ring Pops the question A girl’s best friend Is not a man And man’s Is his dog A ***** With intent To dissent from real love As she ***** him On the altar