Jimmy told me
they were giving out
Actress-of-the-Month awards again
down at the local chapter of the VFW.

Down there, those
stodgy old codgers
sit around
drinking vast amounts
of aged whiskey
mixed with soft drinks
& watch Turner classic movies.

Last month, Marilyn
won the coveted honor,
but the jury is still out
on this month's winner.
I bet it's going to be
Sharon Stone.