Being right Is of little consolation If your being in hospital; And no consolation at all If your Being ceases to be! --------- I'm a predator Searching out for a mate: Scrutinising all prey that crosses my path. I'll eat **** and take what comes, Or starve if need be - self-satiated - While I patiently await That dainty, succulent morsel; That indelibly edible delicacy Which my heart so desires. --------- Airheads to the left of me; Airheads to the right of me; Airheads in front of me; Cackled and blundered! Their's was not to reason why; Their's was but to buy or die. And I... I just shook my head and wondered...