What fun is a girl supposed to have
When she is cleaning house
If the directions on everything at her dispense
Read not to place them in her mouth

That lovely smelling cleaner/deodorizer
Really makes her stomach growl
Yet all she can do is clean the floors with it
The directions follow now

A big banner on the side of the bottle
Reads, Do Not Drink!
But she was thinking of mixing a cocktail
Throwing a party in the sink

Surely polishing the furniture is a lot of fun
She was thinking what a blast
Spray that stuff right on the kitchen floor
But the can say’s one could slip and bust their *ss

Glass cleaner is probably her best bet
She can’t wait to see
But the bottle says she has to wear clothes
Because it is streak free