In this part of the world its sunny and sweaty and the just- past- spring air is making a mockery of the ice and traffic jams in other parts of the world where people are freezing.
We did not send the weather gods to capture the sunshine and bring it here. But we did pray that it rains equally in all parts and the weathermen makes less mistakes on the forecast.
Whoever spoke of global warming must have had a cold heart, or his wife would not have massaged him the morning he took his notes to the world forum of weather watchers and spoke all that dribble about two inches of the ocean rising! He is now a wife beater.
These weather tricks are dished out by people up there, around a round table who decide who gets what. Anyone who mocks a weatherman again will get an umbrella and a sunhat as a punishment with a note saying: Please use this in summer and this in winter.
But even as we argue about such small things the grass grows quietly above or beneath the snow and ice.
There is a moment when all things will come equal and the people upstairs will sleep and the people downstairs will make children.