Oh, you're new here
Let me show you around
This here is the room of heartbreak
And that's where you will break down

You'll need to register at the office
Pick up a few new issues and perhaps some pills
Let your eyes gray a little
And leave behind your social skills

Now don't look at me with such distrust
I know this may sound absurd
This phase is a little complicated
And perhaps a little disturbed

No need to be confused
Many have gone through the same
It's just a matter of time before you forget yourself
And can't remember your own name

And on the right side
you will find your new room
Left within the previous stains
perhaps now it is white, but that's never how it remains

This may be going fast
But you'll get the hang of it quick
If insanity doesn't get you first
And you try tear down this room brick by brick

Fear will befriend you
And try grab you while you sleep
It will turn all happiness against you
The sadist ******* just wants you to weep

And now that you're all acquainted
This is your new home
Take your medication, and don't trust anyone
Remember, you're now on your own

This will have to conclude our tour
At reception please leave all of your hopes
Welcome to Misery
I'll gladly show you the ropes