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Oh yeah? you are not important
to me though.

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Can you give me back
my 20 cents please
you twit!

** ** ** and a Merry Christmas
to all our listeners!
Mine.

I never got a postcard again.

0000
debt collectors
are usually born in foxholes
from grubby mothers
and wayward fathers
Thats why they have four zeros.
They want to know you
but don't try hard enough
with those four zilches!

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