2 for 4 dollars?
What a steal
So, how's about you give me one,
and I'll make you a deal...

Or I'll hold it against you--
'till you're on your death bed
And I'll never let it down
It is now forever in my head

You better square up,
Better settle your bets
It's time to make me happy
Because I'm as sad as it gets

3 for 10 bucks?
What a steal!
Now, how's  about you give me all of it,
and I'll make you a deal...

I won't hold it against you,
or give you feelings of dread.
But if you EVER let me down
it's you who'll end up dead