Expectations of gender stereotypes invoke the psychopath that lurks in the deepest recesses of my soul. Maternal and paternal influences reek of disconnected ambivalence. When I think of knowledge, I am reminded of apple pie. I may not be able to undertake mechanical and electrical tasks, but I can truly profile. Although our instincts may be somewhat dangerous, I am compelled to make those savoury simplicities that are characterised by yeast, cheese and the pride of a mother. Have you ever been to Balmore?