She mulls over a void dance tactic Before proclaiming Me damaged and telling me You need to meet a nice girl And stop with all these Pornographic sycophants I insist I'm not sure The nice ones would deal with The cacophonous buzz saw Roar of my thoughts And she says What about me? Write me a poem like you do For all the other girls and then I'll straddle you And make the pain go away And I reply Okay, but I am not paying full price for this session.