Poetry taught me ******* myself poetry taught me why I shouldn’t poetry taught me that sometimes a laugh is a whole lot more than a laugh and poetry helped me get back in touch with all of my long lost tears poetry taught me that girls at a party love a poet but girls at a party don’t know a ****** thing about poetry poetry taught me that that doesn’t matter I’ve got a **** and we’re all just animals poetry taught me how to talk to girls poetry taught me that I’m the type of guy who strikes out way less on the page Ermmm… yeah. Do ya like music? poetry taught me that getting high results in crashing lows and it’s the ascent/descent which breeds art passion comes from the destinations poetry taught me honesty and how to make a lie sound truthful poetry taught me life and death and made nihilism seem hip poetry taught me that my Mum is on occasion a crazy woman and that my Dad is more like me than I’d like to admit poetry taught me that that is all okay poetry taught me how to be okay in the passenger seat but also when to take the steering wheel by force poetry taught me how to make the glint of a neon sign reflected by a broken forty ounce bottle into a dazzling beam of lunar light poetry has taught me a lot and I’m eager to learn