maybe if I liked sports maybe if I was bigger maybe if I watched more football maybe if I could talk cars maybe if I played baseball maybe if I worked out maybe if I had a deeper voice maybe if I ate more steak maybe if I made fun of the disabled maybe if I listened to rock music maybe if I expressed interest in war maybe if I disrespected women maybe if I was more like you maybe if I was less like me maybe if I wasn't me at all maybe then you would care about me dad