maybe if I liked sports
maybe if I was bigger
maybe if I watched more football
maybe if I could talk cars
maybe if I played baseball
maybe if I worked out
maybe if I had a deeper voice
maybe if I ate more steak
maybe if I made fun of the disabled
maybe if I listened to rock music
maybe if I expressed interest in war
maybe if I disrespected women
maybe if I was more like you
maybe if I was less like me
maybe if I wasn't me at all
maybe then you would care about me
dad