you were a packaged deal and came with a disclaimer claiming emotionally unstable and jittery with minimal ability to balance book and art and poetry with your overactive *** drive and unquenchable thirst for intoxication and I kept you in mint condition barbie as best as I could while you kept mind and we matched and interlocked and soon were inseparable but barbie i can only keep you so long your hair is fading and so is the loneliness that once made me praise you and barbie you are a burden and are weighing on my glass display and leaning and tipping and are making no effort to support your own weight i may be your plastic stand but i am more than moral support