Once I was best friends with the greatest hunter ever. A genuine killer. Anything that came inside the fence line was fair game. Armadillos, 'possums, turtles & even a couple of hawks met their demise when he locked his keen eyes onto them. Three or four tom cats barely got out alive.
He licked & he loved, scratched doors & glass with his manicured-nails. Once, he ate the red paint off my garden pail. He had chips in his teeth, it was funny as hell, glad it wasn't lead-based. The cucumbers I grew rarely made it to the dinner table. He'd lay in the vines with a look on his face of sheer contentment.
Rolling grapes & peanut butter were his favorites, but really, he'd eat just about anything 'cept kale.
When he went blind, he still got a squirrel or two & went to digging up shrews, left several lying around dead as proof of his skill.
When he died, I cried an ocean of tears. He's buried out in the backyard along with his two sisters, I miss them & their familiar barksΒ Β every day.