he was borne by a woman the one Mary from the Jewish royal blood line he was conceived and carried in the womb for nine months shamefully conceived in the immoral razzmatazz before marriage conceived out side the wedlock in a fornicatory stretch which the Jewish casuistry has circumlocuted around only to call immaculate conception; what a puzzle ? Joseph the cuckold from a poor wood working Jewry was pinned down by spiritual powers that be through ****** angelicality of the airy Gabriel to accept pregnant Mary with her pregnancy for she was royal only doing him a favour to extend her olive leave of marriage for the Jewish royal don't marry paupers lest they commit the sin of miscegenation catholically annoted the sinful misselliance,
he was born and grew up in full testimony of calls of nature; pissiful micturation,open defecation, breathing, and yawning in response to pangs of hunger physically deformed in the left leg as his slender and tall body walked with a pronounced limb crossing the deserts and sand tunes of Palestine as he went to India in the University of Taxixashila to read the epical poems of Ramayana and Mahabharata as well as the sayings of Buddha Gautama that had been extant for six centuries before Christ was born, it is by reading Gautama that he got the blessed poems of humility and mental powerfulness whose famous line is blessed are they who are poor for them shall inherit the earth.
He walked back on his deformed leg in a pronounced limb to Nazareth a colony of Rome and buried himself in the deep read reading the Mosaic thespic work of Job in the fictitious land of Uz and the psalteric poems of the Machiavellian King often known as David of Jesse who owned all the Jewish womenfolk of his time, he read the poems of David with heart and head in his Jewish vernacular this is where he got the poem of agony on the Roman cross Which he sang; o lord o lord why have you forsaken me ?
he read the Greeks and their diverse stuff in his youth hood anxiety untill he clocked twenty-six then his father Joseph the carpenter succumbed to death caused by typhus others say due to stress of poverty this is when Mary the widowed was declared a woman of the devil in the full observation of the Jewish Bombazine for her was no option but to stay in the bush for three years Then the family buck stopped at Christ's s table in his full capacity as the elder son in the family of Joseph the late and Mary the widow, the buck which he goofed to manage then his two brothers James and John chose to scavenge for the means of family survival through which they became chariot drivers for the local bourgeoisie Joseph of Aramathea they left the most young of them Yude son of Joseph to keep and pamper their bereaved home which he did but in the full flare of his temper as why Jesus the elder brother roamed around in gadabout bliss when the home was to be managed by him whatsoever As the evening came James and John came back home they found Yude lonely and sombre in the pangs of hunger they hurriedly set on the table some food for him the food they had carried from their employer Joseph of Aramathea; what a fortune so scanty ? From the blues Jesus surfaced with nothing in his hands his eyes sunken the salient features of a hungry lazy man he tried to get a share from the portion of Yude But whoopsy ! Yude removed the plate and Jesus goofed the psaw ! Yude slapped Jesus with the cyclopic Mighty as he warned him not to roam around lazily only to roost a hungry stomach at home in the evening Jesus staggered in a dint of ire and he cursed to go to Jerusalem for ever not to come back to which Yude retorted in a riposte; 'You carry way your laziness to Jerusalem and you will never come back for the lazy people will never survive in Jerusalem'
Jesus went away after the food based squabble with his brother he met the twelve friends that he called disciples and one girl friend Mary his mother's namesake otherwise known as Magdalene with whom Jesus fell in love with all compassion of a man in confirmation of the African pearl that ;even the wise and the king also bend under the pressure of love, Jesus had no silver nor coins to lavish Magdalene with in the usual stampede of love among the young ones But his magics were his sole resource , he exorcised her free the seven deadly demons and confirmed to her his protege of resurrection of which he did free of charge to rise Lazarus from the grave, Lazarus the brother of Mary Magdalene as a magnanimous persuasion for love