I wished cigarette smokers
would pick their own butts up.
Those lazy ******* have no idea how
much trouble they cause us soldier-guys.

24/7 in all kinds of weather,
we’re out policing up the grounds.
Sometimes it’s raining,
sometimes it’s hotter than hell,
sometimes it’s freezing cold.
Regardless,
all of this monotony is *******,
it *****!

I’d love to stick my jackboot
up all them smoker’s other butts
for being so lazy!