Maybe if I drink another coffee, I’ll feel better Maybe if I read another book, I’ll feel better Maybe if I listen to music, I’ll feel better Maybe if I keep writing, I’ll feel better Maybe if I get on the internet, I’ll feel better Maybe if I look at pictures, I’ll feel better Maybe if I watch videos and movies, I’ll feel better Maybe if I make new friends, I’ll feel better Maybe if I get a boyfriend, I’ll feel better Maybe if I sleep for 14 hours straight, I’ll feel better Maybe if I get out-of-my-mind drunk, I’ll feel better Maybe if I smoke, I’ll feel better Maybe if I pop some pills, I’ll feel better Maybe if I quit eating, I’ll feel better Maybe if I cut myself, I’ll feel better It seems like my whole life Has turned into “what if?” Hoping I’ll feel better So maybe if I **** myself, I’ll feel better