Oh snap...
We're losing!
HOW can we be losing?!
I'M on the team,
So we're guaranteed to win!
There's no excuse for this madness...
The only plausible explanation for this,
Is the team.
YOU are the ones who are terrible!
I'm a winner,
Put on a team of losers!
What on earth is this about?
I deserve better!
I could win without you guys.
See ya later, losers!
I'm off to win it ALL.



Or...
Maybe not...