I am a fading, cynical ****,
that has no room to throw
any advice at anyone.

But just because I don't have room,
doesn't mean I'm not going to give it.

Don't love him completely.
At least don't ever let him see it.
Keep him guessing,
give with restraint,
don't tell him your favorite spots,
let him revel in discovery,
don't trust him,
he'll abuse it,
don't tell him about me,
it will only inspire rolling eyes.

Make him pins and needles,
make him feel frightened,
make him need you,
you deserve to be in control.

Above all love yourself.
That's when you are at your prettiest.