You hadn't seen me naked. I covered myself in bubbles, And called you into the bathroom.
2. Pretending to lunch
When you told me you couldn't stop staring at my *******, I invited you to indulge in thirty seconds of uninterrupted, intense ogling. You were happy to oblige.
3. Birthday Present
I innocently suckled on my ***** and coke, And you asked if I was "doing that deliberately with the straw". I wasn't, I promise.
4. Unclothed
I did as you asked, I took off my dress And stood there, bathed in candlelight, Shivering, translated and transformed.