I don’t need a maid,
I don’t really care
if my bed’s unmade.
Home cooking is tasty & nice,
but take-out’s rather nice,
it’ll suffice from time to time.

I need a lady-child,
someone who loves cut flowers,
wears them & pretty ribbons
in her flowing hair.
I need a real woman,
not scared
to break a nail,
someone who can hike trails,
listen to my tales.

I want a kama-sutra lover,
someone not scared,
unafraid to discover
deeper meanings with me.
I pray for that special-angel,
someone who will come to me
from above,
a sweet turtle-dove,
full of genuine love.