I'm not one for small talk Some call me introverted It's not that I'm scared to speak It's that I don't want to participate In trivial things Like how the weather's been Or what color nail polish is in Tell me what lurks in the inky black depths Of your soul And maybe you'll catch my interest And maybe I'll tell you what lurks in mine But until then I'll sit quietly And sip my tea And dream of causing a little controversy