I have heard the haunted whispers of screaming and necrophliac anguish from the depths of the eerie crypts of ancient mausoleums. There is a damp smell in disused railway tunnels which generates a fearful sense of grateful awareness. Flying down the streets in astral projections of nocturnal liberation reminds me of the warmth of hateful urinary incontinences. Does a Gold Star adequately represent a brand of brown sauce, or does it represent something else? Please enlighten me, as the guise of Rabatak inscriptions unravel ******* dismay.