do you want me to tell your fortune to you? i only ask a small price. i'll tell you from start to finish, yes, come on, let's go? you awoke the day you were born with a cry upon your face, you awoke very startled having just left another place. you grew up bright and curious; the stars winked at you, the grass was soft beneath you, and you never let the rain get you down. but you know all that; you want to know what has yet to pass? you're only twenty years old, are you sure you're ready to go? oh yes, a small price i forgot, had i mentioned? the price is your soul my dear, are you ready for your lesson?
"Stuff happens, it is your response that counts." is it bad that i let fortune cookies run my life?