you hadn't spoken to me in four days so i mixed enough screwdrivers and desperation to mistake his strawberry blond hair for your black and i can't remember saying yes or no but i woke up covered in blood and bruises. i patiently waited 23 years for love and let solely your lips on mine preserved for three in anticipation only to give up in a grimy bathroom to a boy with no last name and a girl awaiting him upstairs. life is not always a storybook. later that night a girl sobbed on my bare chest and told me never to trust anyone that people will invariably let me down that she wished someone had warned her when she was like me she said my wide-eyed naivete was a bulls-eye and i must not charge into battle without armor and sword. maybe this was a lesson i was supposed to learn when you slurred it angrily last year but my words are my white flag and i've never been much of a fighter so i'll start my breakneck pace towards heartache with the exhilaration of foresight and blinders for those with shields until you cut me down.