My Wedding Dress got stuck on a herd of cattle
And this morning I was woken up by an earthquake
Which I dreamed was the cat
Dry ******* my face
It seems a lot to ask for a night in with a bottle of white
I can't even manage to like the movie I'm supposed to like
It wasn't that I can't look you in the eye
It was just that tonight it took a lot for me
To be looked at
Without my wedding dress on