Succulent and delicious I think not With you I'm sorry but I will not be caught Talking not touching is not what is sought They say they want you on a platter Not quite sure what is the matter With their brain I can not see For hearing you is a scream from banshee Alone with you at sea I would rather die than eat Don't try to greet or take a seat in the back of my car, you better retreat I will not stand for your tasteless treats go some where else to excrete You ask constant questions about my well being Fleeing for I'm done sight seeing, I've had enough of us disagreeing You pleading for me to just try it once isn't going to work You can stick your fork in some other pork, not trying your meat **** Go get your perks some other place, hotter than anything else you can get Want to bet that this is not just an empty threat, leaving you upset You must regret doing what you've done looks like meeting me wasn't so fun No puns intended but your **** is roast and this time it was way over done.
A poem about what I go through not just with boys but with people in general who give me **** about being a Vegetarian.