Oh Neptune may be conflicted about
his rebellious son's awkward green thumb.
But at the end of the day that's just dumb.
Go ahead Neptune, continue to pout.

Jesus Christ thought his dad was a swell guy
So the kids beat him up, called him a ***.
They crucified him between rounds of tag.
He didn't mind: "My dad won't let me die"

Buddha was boring, just a plain human.
He only liked sitting and smoking ****.
He looked at the stars, what else do you need?
Though he secretly sought a lover's fan.

Modern man looked at these well worn statues.
What he saw was not the men you perceive,
Simply what the church would have us believe.
The truth in this tale will be heard by few.