I like to pretend that I overeat when I eat 1/4 cup of scrambled eggs 2 pieces of sausage and a croissant. I like to pretend that every time I skip a meal everyone notices how much weight I've lost. I like to pretend that when I eat 5 pretzels that it counts as dinner. I like to pretend that in a month I will be pretty. I like to pretend that I don't have a problem. I like to pretend that it's okay. But it isn't But they don't But it doesn't But I won't But I do But I'm not