The roses in the garden are beautiful but somewhat mean They think of themselves as the kings and queens With a superior air about them they put others down As they flaunt about the garden in their thorny crowns
So all the flowers got together To form a picket line Feeling they were being unfairly treated Or so felt the dandelions
The hydrangeas overflowing In decadent display Are not timid, they prefer To make heads turn their way
The single, reserved tulips Are certainly a bit more shy While still drawing attention By the way they kiss the sky
Every flower in the garden Think their own beauty could run the show That's what each of them wrote on their sign To let the roses know
This trouble with mothers nature Will be written about in books The uprising in the garden The day the earth was shook
Back before those thorny reds It seemed everything was bliss So the weeds were hired for a hit By the sneaky, scheming iris
The weeds though were sprayed the day before So they never stood a chance They were knocked out of the running When they themselves danced with death
The white picket fence was knocked down Which set the snapdragons free Creating quite the havoc In this wild garden mêlée
This day will always be remembered Made sure by the forget-me-nots When all the flowers got together To show the roses what they've got