I came home to find that the Oven had been left on And only the burnt crust of the brownies Had been left uneaten and Poor Jose had gone to bed drunk Before nine
I opened Jose's bottle of red wine Because it was owed to me And I saved all our lives by turning off The oven and I sat at my computer watching videos And thought of how Charles Bukowski's voice Reminded me of the Disney version of the Jungle Book Low and soothing and liquid That you couldn't ever grab hold of But lived in your memory And the wine made memory sweet
Poor Jose drinks and his memory Hits him like a stingray Sliding just beneath the wet sand His life is twisting and turning upwards Towards some horrible nesting spot And It's just like how sometimes The cat's mewing seems deafening and The more pleasant someone is the more you Wanna pull out their eyelashes And the cream colored paint on the walls Is moments away from driving you mad And with all that **** dully hurricaning around Who's got time to turn off the oven?