Pets they give us cherished love.
I love my dog so very much.
My funny fluffy puppy.
Stole my shoe.
Just one.
****** dog she won.
Had to go and buy some more.
My shoe for work it was.
It is no joke the blooming beast
Did not bump her off!
No matter how cross I got.
I could hurt not!

I wish I had a rabbit.
It would not steal my shoes.
However;
Everywhere I'd walk would be filled with rabbits poohs

Thought I'd like a *****, but have one anyway.
It doesn't bite or scratch.
But it's a ****** lovely cat.