Went to the moon on a Monday. When the moon was full. So I could meet the man. To eat his cheese and hear his ****** So I could watch the lunatics. Down upon his mother earth. Dancing madly. Viewed only through his noble eyes.
Went while the world slept. Soundly in the noiseless void The place was cold. Lacked atmosphere.
The only satellite near. I fancied a pint. Was feeling rather dry. However I was out of luck. No-one on the moon sold beer. He's just languishing. Only drinking in the midnight skies.
Went to the moon on a Tuesday. While his was just a half. Tried to balance of the edge. But all he did was laugh. In darkness I did hide. Lost somewhere went off wandering. Walking lonely on the darker side.
Went to the moon on Wednesday. Wednesday was wonderful. Watched moonlight catch the sun. In an aura, An orange holy glow.
Went to the moon on Thursday. Thought it would be so much fun. Hiding in the moonlight away from midday sun.
Went to the moon on Friday. Fancied being free. Put my high heels on. So I could just be me. Kick up non-existent stones, Have a magic float. Gravity my missing friend. Can never hold me down.
Went to the moon on Saturday. Escaped the what's the matter day. Never work on Saturday. Danced on the moon on Sunday. Partied on til Monday came. Down to Earth as work's begun!