Ain't life good to me? Don't you just wish You could be me? I've got a summer job. I've got parents to support me. I've got all the toys. The bells and Not to mention the whistles. I know you just Want to be me. I live in that Nice neighborhood. I went to that Prestigious high school. I am in college On my way to graduation. My life Is so much better than yours. How could you not Want to be me? I know that's all You want to be. But you don't want To be me. You couldn't be More happy Just the way You are. You don't think About me. Or even you. You are too happy Being in love. Which is something That I can really Only Envy. What do you have That I can't have This same beauty In my life? Look, this is my pony. But all I want Is that little whistle That makes you so Happy.