Teach me to swing dance I'll teach you how to be responsible You can teach me another language And I'll show you how to be so comfortable Because sometimes we're self destructive and unaware of all the damages we've done Sometimes we have to lighten up and learn a different way to overcome You can teach me science And I will show you truth You can learn about stand up And you can force me to watch the news I will bake you cupcakes You can make fondue We'll get you high on caffeine You can show me the right way to stir a rue Because sometimes our subtitles can be our biggest strengths And sometimes our past times are the inspirations we create