I've had my share of pervs.
I've been groped.
I've been peeped.
I've seen them watch porn.
I've watched them play with themselves.
I've seen them drunk and hanging with women.
Yeah, I've had my share of pervs.
The only thing that's unchecked on the
Perv's checklist is:
Getting raped.
And I pray to God it stays unchecked.