Alexander K Opicho (Eldoret, Kenya; aopicho@yahoo.com)
He lives in a big city In a big bungalow With all of his henchmen And henchwomen He puts on big sun-glasses He has bushy beards On his back a clenched hunch Protruding menacingly Like a lethal bombshell His skin is ***** dark His face is frog wrinkled He forgot indigenous tongues But he is a master of spoken French Don’t mention the queen’s English He is a bad news, He is shrewd and corrupt With avarice for money He loves women, women, them women Hot mistress is his domain He loves European alcohol His public office Is a private personal bar With all types of wines haute couture; ***** and whisky John walker and cappuccino Champagne and cognac Smirnoff and viceroy Chang’aa but in a skulk,
He has nothing to do with men Only his two sons and brother in-laws His sons bear European names Aristocratic European names; Knappert and Otto von Guericke Mussolini and Harold, He reads not African literature On the claim that they are whimsical But he reads white African writers; Lessing and Macgoye Coetzee and Nadine Ruark and Blixen, His shelves are woodlots Of European classics Classics of Palimpsest nature; From Hugo to Dumas Fyodor to Tolstoy Cervantes to Austen Maugham to Friedrich schiller Pushkin to Bernard Shaw,
The hunch back of Africa gets broke mid-month He goes for bank overdraft A mistress snatches him to zero anew He clicks and curses the **** *****, But he consoles in the prompt flick Wine can’t be sweet without those wenches As he drives his white jalopy A ramschackled beetle shaped Volkswagen,
He has ever nursed a Germany dream To go to Germany and come back strong To reason strong like the sons of bundeslander To come to Germany and pluck out The **** of a hunch from his back,
He expects nothing from a man Especially men from other African tribes Other than bribe and praise Any form of praise sends him berserk with jubilation Any form of bribe sends him rambunctious with ego He loves power with all of his nerves Including the entirety of his hunch,
He hates one book in his live That even he made it a toilet paper ‘The constitution’ He says it has no respect for old people That it has no respect for freedom fighters That it has no respect for hunchbacks That it has not respects for royal sons That it has no respect for rich people That it makes the poor people to be rude To be rude without discipline He condemned it a toilet paper, When you come to African privities Be careful, the paper you use may be a constitution The hunch back himself must stay in the toilet long enough To use minimum of fifty pages of the Katiba When cleaning his **** He has an ambition to reach all the pages Bearing the number hundred On which there is a clause on International criminal justice,
The hunchback of Africa is full of love Indeed he is a fountain of love; Love of his second wife among them all Love of his tribesmen who are yes-men Love of his atrocious spies Love of his sycophants Love of his fresian cow Which he imported from the Hague Holland Love of his ******* son sired to him by a mistress Love of the psalms of David the king in the bible Love of his English name ‘josephat’ Love of his kingdom That made him the hunchback of Africa.