first you have to listen to every ******* problem she can ever rage over then you must be there at 2:30 AM when she's almost crying over the boy she's supposed to love
but the interesting part starts when she realizes that her lover is a thousand miles away when he's looking into her eyes and when when he's so far away she finds him in you because you are etched in places that he never could reach
and it's horrible and forbidden and you love them both so much but therein lies the greatest hypocrisy