I remember when I was young I would blow eyelashes off the tips of my small fingers And wish for a pony or a unicorn Literally I was a cliche kid Into all the Barbies and sparkles and soccer And now I'm still a cliche kid With hipster glasses and an ego to match (none) Now, when I wish upon those dying stars I hope for something more Like money Or happiness Or freedom Something to spare me time to have fun Because I'm too wound up nowadays From the stress of school (ugh) And the problems of my family And those eyelashes blown from my roughening skin Is spent on much more meaningful things Than fantasy story creatures Sorry to disappoint.