Lawrence Hall
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Dispatches for the Colonial Office

                         She Thinks My Tractor’s Schleppy

Anyone who can hear “She thinks my tractor’s ****”
With a teary eye of sentimentality
For a lost golden age of rural life

Da*ned sure never worked on a farm



Cf. Kenny Chesney, “She Thinks My Tractor's ****,” lyrics by Jim Collins and Paul Overstreet.