My sister is a quarterback I rarely catch a pass and she can run a marathon I soon run out of gas she pitches for her baseball team I pop up on her curve and she's an ace at tennis I can't return her serve My sister dunks the basketball I dribble like a mule she swims like a torpedo I flounder in the pool she's accurate at archery I hardly ever score She wrestles and she boxers I wind up on the floor My sister catches lots of fish I haven't had any luck she's captain of her hockey team I can't control the puck her bowling's are unbelievable I bowl like a buffoon she says someday I'll start to win... I hope someday is soon