Turning all of the lights off and pretending like there's nothing due. Conditionals, conjuncts, and disjuncts to name a few.
The condition is that my naked body has been revealed to you, uncomfortably in the light and confidently in the dark.
The conjunct is musky, old-timey undertones of Sam Beam's voice. Dr. Pepper, eventually, convinced me to be reckless and rot my teeth, and give myself a stomach ache for the sake of making out upstairs, in a chair, next to home-ade sound absorbers, made of fiber glass.
The disjunct: deciding between two and a half hours of utter hell, driving a broken down dust buster van in the middle of hell's ******* half acre, chugging up frosty hills and into a town, a foreign town, to be greeted with, "Hel-low," Versus, not having to do that.
The biconditional is that I will be with you if and only if I can be with myself first.