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As I Examine Your Humdinger Clinkstone Hammocked Back-Breaker Lollipop Pavlov Steam Broadclothing Your Hunting Fork-in-the-Road Tongues of Swift Repartees and Stilted Clowney Jaundice of “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” She’s the Man (2006) “Dinner With a Gypsy” Jenga-Hustling Jackhammer Screwdriver Hang-Ten Handspiked Headbutt Flaring Dali Serrated Vichy France Cloister “Now What” Yay and Nay “You Were the Bomb in Phantoms, Yo!”, You Pull a Lanky Field of Dreams “Check Hook” Dial to Guard Your Dirrtiest Demimonde Secret Drifting in Codling Nickelodeons Past Turkish Bath Sedition Spawning a Majority Report Card on Sorbets Anatomy Flavors of Impeached Goldeneye(1995) Pay to Play “Lip Service” on an “Eye of the Tiger” USS Maine Binnacle Waiting for a Bull (Market Grey Goose) Moose to Intoxicate Ya Til You Carve Silver Strings and (Blueprints for the) Black Market Jackpot Juicer “Beautiful Stranger” Refrains Bleeding Sultry Flashmob Frenzies Welded like a Philadelphia Experiment (1943) Audrey Eldridge (LCSW) Gone With the Wind(1939) Event Horizon of the Least Probable Paradox Becoming the Most Certain Aftermath To Scallywag Doodling Teetotaler Pretenses of Magaritaville Squeeze “Drop it Like its Hot” “Let’s Get Blown” Yessir Slangwhanging Rumchunder Quaker-State Slalom With the Icebergs (that Killed the Dinosaurs) *****-Curdling Tight-****** Emoluments to Rabid Pet Shop Boys of “Tommy (Cruise) Working on the Docks” and Dockets of Picket Pick-Up Lines from “Five to One” Until “White Wedding” Malfunctions Short Circuit the Turtleback War Games Tremors of Topsy-Turvy Jaundiced Hemlock Perfumed “This is Sparta!” Readymade “I Don’t Just Want a Piece of You, I Want the Whole **** Thing” Slapstick Guffaws of Upstaged (The) Prestige (2006) of Cryptic Glyphs of Panjandrum “Big-Boy Pants” White Widowed In Sleeping Bag Mercury (And Solace) Bursting Thermometers of Fembots Incapacitated by The Mutual Thermodynamics Of Posture and Pother, “Sleeping Awake” and Live and Let Die (1973), Fulminations and Ramshackle Roughshod Rodeos of Wild Wild West(1999) Contours of Livid Dinner Key Miami ****** (1969) Seances At the Edge of Lurid Passionfruit and Pomegranate Smoothies Embanked in Point Break (1991) Battle of the Bulge Breakneck Radcliffe Ruminations of Ruin and Rune Simultaneous to Sweltering Welters of Waywiser Wiseacres Colonized by the Novantique of Brocades  of Foisted Imagination Inventing Every Vogue Bathymetry out of Rawdogging “Material Girl” Fluid Dynamics From Verdure Steamboat Springs Ponce De Leon “Everlong” Banana Slugging “It’s My Life” Jalousies “Wide Awake” to Every Sunshine Splashy Waterloo Surrender to Maltese Falcons Chomping Like Mayor Bowser At the Heyday of Seabass Pill-Pushing “I Am The One Who Knocks People Up” Without A Singlehanded Regret “Nicking Two Birds  with One Connie, Innit” Cathedral Light Shimmering Frozen Bards of Poetic Latitudes Circumpolar to Lavish Longitudes of More than Enough Deeper than Randy Newman’s “Emperor With New Clothes” Plunge From Everest Oases Into Sunken Largesse Enveloping the 4DX Haights of Foresight Magnified by “Us and Them” Prophecies Sprawling Like Tax Evasion “Push it to the Limit” Taxidermy “I’m So Sorry” Canopied “No One Knows” Harold  and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008) “Poison Gas” Huffing Kanye West Interrupting **** Cheney Pump-and-Dump Federal Pedigree Shock-And-Awe Mission: Impossible(1996) “Mission Accomplished” Western Union Rainshod Plodging Tumultous Jet Stream Ace of Spades Gallantry Nix Nixing “Don’t Be No Square” Leprechaun Levity Gold-Digging Gold-Toothed Buckwheat “Niggar Family” Reunion Vibing Latex Roundhouse Karate Transpontine Beblubbered Syracuse Dunkin’ Donuts Melodrama for Millhouse Bobby Brownstone Caponing “Strange Days” But I’ve Found That Lost Little Girl Who Survived Beyond Bald-Eagled Pedigree of Eleven Going on 777 Beaming like a Butterfly Brooking the Gullywasher Spongy Sultry Gammon of Grubhubbing Notoriety Kangaroo Pouched and “Livin’ on a Prayer” Until the Chaplain Bursts Down that Crenellated Fortress To Spare Her from the “Royal Ugly Dudes” in Sprawling Mach 8 Rollercoasters Versus Skydiving From $20,000,000 in a Less than Regal Descent Into Throbbing Thrombosis Rather Than Ultrageous Passion Oozing With Flippant Coin-Toss Tails-Heads  Dichotomies and Dovetails Until the Century of Prosperity Culminates in Wedding Cakes and Debaucheries Worthy of Regal Appeal. 😋😋😋😜🤪😎😎😎
Julian
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Julian  32/M/Denver
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