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Id frogmarch your 100 Billion Dollars in 1969ed ***** Dancing ******* Ironclad Fortress Lingerie Steam Room Aroma Like The Spanish Armada Vikinging Your Fighting Irish Consternation Heated Infatuation Like Joe Greene Snorting Coke Cackling At Freud Boom Babied McCain in the Membrane PSYCH 65 Hospital Vuvuzelaing Hayleigh Neville Daniel Craighead Shaken and Stirred Chamberlain Snoop Doggy Dog Pounded Fistthumping Millie Bobby Brown using the Schwarz until Psy’s Spliced Infant Says I Ruv You At Birth like Kevin Hart Pulling a Go-Cop-It-Field of Dreams in Geriatric Park Jive Talking “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah” With “Clint Eastwood” Resurrecting Uptown Apes “Thunderstruck” Cuz Cozin the Fritty Upright “Too Tall Indiana Jones” Makes you Squirt Grape Soda Like Rob Cordry Taunting an Orthodontist that “Can’t Handle the Tooth” On **** Day Fleeing like Michael Douglas Boss Jujitsu Bumping Stayin Alive While LIL “Don’t Tase me Bro” Tas *** in a Thong Chanting “Hail Satan” on Wall Street Chugging Red ***** on Fear Factor With a ******* Flag Trying to ******* The Federal Reserve Chanting “I Don’t Believe in Voodoo” (the dumbest threat in history to say on Wall Street because he implies he’ll mutilate brains and expose every shadow transaction in the history of the Federal Reserve )and “I Ain’t Straight” until Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves Ghost Riding the Amistad Whiplash Pulls Up In A Batman (2014) Fourth Dimensional Hummer Yelling “Stricklanddd!” Unveiling Haymarket Haywire Ungodly Firestorm Upon “YOUUU” like a Soulja Boy as Mahmoud Akmenijad Says “Eat LED Slackers” After Robert Downey Jr. Yells “Survive” While NASDAQ Medal of Honor Recepient “Montero”Doing the Technoviking Dance Like V for Vendetta Rasputin high on Steroids Celebrates Ol Smithy’s 357th Birthday ***** with Wendy Testaburger Going Through “Canadian Puberty” While Barry Gibb Keeps Screaming “Staying Allllliiive” Until NEO materializes in Thin Air and Headbutts Him So Hard while Shoving an Ice JJ Fish Vuvuzela into his Fagina until he Crashes until the Incredible Hulk smoking spinach out of a Seven Foot **** until he says  “I CLEAR YOUR **** R.I.P. I CLEAR IT OUT” and then Puff Daddies A Binding Resolution And Then Lay-Z even Says “The Pharoah Has Suddenly Died” until Prince Akeem Says to Lay-Z “You Have Now Become a Wizard” and Edward Norton Without a Shirt on Puts a Insane Clown Posse Gown on Him and “Now Go Chase The Evil Monkeys in the Forest until you find the wicked witch and get me some money boy” Until He Kills Marlon Wayans and then is arrested and replaced with a 2 Foot Tall Ewok in Blackface Saying Fistbump over and over again Until Obama who Time Traveled To the Future with a Stan Scause Laughs and Pulls Out a Plastic Water Gun and Shoots Five Feet Above His Head Until The Zamunda Robot Slaves Pull Out Guns Until They **** Everybody Around Them And Then Aliens Abduct Their  Metal Corpses (this is a remix of a real story I was fed by an advanced racist computer chip in August 2016 and I believe the story needs to be told they said this happened in 2082 in Senegal) To Create an Army of Jew Robots To Reinvent Mumble Rap In Israel Enthusing Everyone High on Quaaludes in Mobile Alabama Laughing So Hard they Have A Lil Wayne Seizure while flying cars into St. Gods Hospital until Luke Wilson’s 190 IQ Clone Has a Panic Attack while Dr Goodman’s 25th Clone Screams “Unscannable” over and over again. And Then The Police Officer Arrests Him but then realizes “Your in the Wrong Line *******” and sprints to the finish line and then says “I always wanted to say this For Shizzle”. But Katy Kat I’m only immature because a mature brain has a divergent sense of humor but all lines in my Palm Springs Oasis Heart pulls a mirage Chevy Chase Manic ATM Cascade as I pull a subduction zone strike-slip fault magic tricky **** on your oceanic flight 815 to paradise like Coldplay ascending a ladder to the sun summoning giant robots on civilizations millions of years in the future to genetically enhance all capable inferior species to have sapience and ascend to their respective heavens until all heavens merge into one and “we laugh like small mad children smug in the wooly cotton brains of infancy”. Dancing on a Venice Beach in the clouds with alien angels singing house music “Good Vibrations” ****** auto tuned bliss and I’m the poet and your my muse. And you’re saying “are you saying you want to marry me Julian Malek” and I’m like “So you’re telling me there’s a chance Yeaahhh” as your angelic dog screams ****** Dooby I Do. And then I pause reflect and say “Queen Katy Perry I Like The Sound of That!”🥰🥰🥹🥹nh
Julian
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